Worst Frog Joke Ever
A large green frog hops into a bank, jumps on the counter and says to the teller, "I want a loan." The teller says "You'll have to see the loan officer. Her name is Patricia Wack and her office is down the hall on the left.
So, the frog hops off the counter, down the hall and into Mrs. Wack's office. He jumps on her desk and says, "I want a loan." Mrs. Wack, quite puzzled, gives the standard line. "We must have something to secure the loan, some collateral."
At that the frog pulls out a ceramic lion, places it on her desk and repeats that he wants a loan. So Patricia picks up the ceramic lion, goes into the bank president's office, places the ceramic lion on his desk and tells him, "I have this frog in my office who says he wants a loan, and this is what he has to secure it. I don't even know what this thing is."
The bank president looks at the ceramic lion, looks at Mrs. Wack, looks back at the ceramic lion and finally says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan."
Yes I know, let's all grown together.