No moving parts, no batteries.
No monthly payments and no fees.
Inflation proof, non-taxable.
In fact, it's quite relaxable.
One size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.
Invigorates your happiness.
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self esteem!
Your circulation it corrects,
Without unpleasant side effects.
May I prescribe, my friend....
(and, of course, fully returnable)
(All these photos made it into my e-mail today, a forward sent from a friend.)