If the dinosaurs had such peanut-sized brains,
Why were they given such difficult names
Why not Beak Mouth or Bonehead or Horny or Chops,
Instead of a mouthful like Triceratops?
And as sure as the winged Archaeopteryx flew,
A much simpler name like Fly Guy would do.
If dinosaurs knew that their names were so tough,
They'd turn in their graves and cause earthquakes and stuff!
Why not Spiny or Spike for our friend Stegosaurus?
And Stretch seems to work for the long Brontosaurus,
Their names should be simple and bold and distinct--
I wish that long dinosaur names were extinct!