But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun but no, that definitely is not Juliet, it's that crazy lady with the black box attached to the front of her face. She really ought to do something about that. Maybe her Romeo played a joke and super-glued it to her nose. Nahhh, he wouldn't do that, he's way too nice.
Scary! I think I'll stay up here for a while. If I ignore her maybe she'll go away but that corn looks real tasty and I missed breakfast.
She must be a patient individual. I stayed up there for a long, long time but she didn't disappear like I wanted her to. She sipped her tea and waited me out, so here I am. Well, I'm not looking at her, let's see how she likes that. Hmmmmm...........she just said what a pretty tail I had.
She's right of course, I do have the prettiest tail around, even better than that skunk I keep bumping into around the neighborhood, but not too often, he only comes out at night. She tells me I am not as aromatic as Pepé Le Pew. Who the heck is that? Time to show her my super-duper tail.
Look at her get excited because I got closer to the window. She's jumping up and down. She almost forgot to take a photograph. Between you, me and the lamppost I think she's two nuts short of an oak tree.
I do believe she's jumping up and down again because I'm practically right under her nose. Doesn't take much to keep black-box lady happy.